aaahhh crap

"i do it my-self"

-bransen

Usually this statement is a relief on those (everybody is crying at once) days.

But, recently - it has proved to be more inconvenient then helpful.

Recent potty breaks have consisted of the following;

1. bathroom door must be closed

2. kohler CANNOT wait by the door

3. roughly 10 minutes of complete silence

4. elmo step stool congratulating him 10 times

5. toilet lid SLAM

6. repeating to himself, "flush, wash, light."

7. exiting with his "unders" and pants twisted, turned and tucked in ways that i didn't even know were possible.

8. and a proud repeat of "i do it myself."

and for today's adventure,

we add the following right in between number 3 and 4:

who knows how many times it was unrolled and rolled back up in that 10 minutes of silence